This is a Tumblr post by a friend from a few months ago, but it’s still making me laugh and is appropriate for International Masturbation Month.
I particularly like that the original article is aimed only at women. Because it’s the woman’s job to save the world from Satan. Like Buffy.
The addition of the Elmo gif is comedy genius.
The second part of the quote from the article sounds like an excellent idea for a scene, though.