Day 18: Any kinky/BDSM pet peeves? If so, what are they?
Not really pet peeves just boring at this point—things you see so much of it’s tiring. Like anal hooks and jewelled butt plugs.
They’re everywhere. It would be like if whenever you opened your internet browser every third photo of a woman—no matter what woman it was—she’d be wearing the same shirt.
‘That shirt must be really popular. And comfortable. People really love that shirt. I know because every third woman is wearing it.’
But eventually every third woman will be wearing a different shirt so it doesn’t really matter. It won’t be anal hooks and jewelled butt plugs, it’ll be, I don’t know, flaming nipple rings and burlap chastity belts or something. But everyone will have one. And that will be the boring part.
I know I sound like a kink hipster and maybe I’d feel differently if it every third woman were, I don’t know, tidying some hot, older woman’s desk. Perhaps that would get boring, too.
No, that would never get boring. Particularly if the older woman was around fifty-five and wearing glasses, and in a pinstripe suit. Maybe with a tie. And she was looking all stern about it. Like she was going to be checking later to be sure the files were in alphabetical order and if they weren’t, oh boy…
Wait, what was this prompt about? How no one has my kink and I’m bitter? I’m not bitter! You’re bitter!